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		<title>Cruise Ship latest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exclusive picture of cruise ship captain just after he tells judge he &#8220;tripped and fell into a lifeboat&#8221;.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Exclusive picture of cruise ship captain just after he tells judge he &#8220;tripped and fell into a lifeboat&#8221;.</h2>
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<p><a href="http://daveschneider.co.uk/2012/01/cruise-ship-latest/">Cruise Ship latest</a> is a post from: <a href="http://daveschneider.co.uk">David Schneider's website</a></p>
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		<title>New London-Birmingham route</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think David Cameron&#8217;s compromise route for the London-Birmingham high speed train speaks volumes&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>I think David Cameron&#8217;s compromise route for the London-Birmingham high speed train speaks volumes&#8230;</h3>
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		<title>Diane Abbott is innocent</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three reasons why Diane Abbott&#8217;s tweet that &#8220;white people love playing &#8216;divide and rule&#8217; &#8220; was not racist:
a) She was actually referring to this X-box game that white people like playing:

b) In Uruguayan Spanish &#8220;White people&#8221; does not mean &#8220;White people&#8221;.
c) She was on a tram in Croydon at the time.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Three reasons why Diane Abbott&#8217;s tweet that &#8220;white people love playing &#8216;divide and rule&#8217; &#8220; was not racist:</h2>
<h2>a) She was actually referring to this X-box game that white people like playing:</h2>
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<h2>b) In Uruguayan Spanish &#8220;White people&#8221; does not mean &#8220;White people&#8221;.</h2>
<h2>c) She was on a tram in Croydon at the time.</h2>
<h4>With a hat tip to <a href="http://twitter.com/jamiemont">@jamiemont</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/EmmaHasNoIdea">@EmmaHasNoIdea</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/duncanrobinson">@duncanrobinson</a>. Pic by <a href="http://chigwiri.com">chigwiri.com</a></h4>
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		<title>Mascots</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More bad news. Olympic mascots Brand and Perry split up.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>More bad news. Olympic mascots Brand and Perry split up.</h2>
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		<title>Facebook RIP</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The great thing about social networks is they&#8217;ve made communicating so much easier&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>The great thing about social networks is they&#8217;ve made communicating so much easier&#8230;</h2>
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